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School is getting out and lots of kiddies will be going to day care. Make sure they watch this before they go. You should also make sure they stear clear of R. Kelly.
Mr. Rogers had a dirty mouth...I know I need to lose weight, but I'm not going to be sweating to this kids workout video but by the looks of it Matt Damon might be...Somewhere Chris Hanson is ready to pounce on this.
It's funny because it's so true.
The realization that he starred in "Semi-Pro" was too unBEARable...so he killed the man who made him do it.
Flava Flav is moonlighting as whatever he's doing here...?
It's too bad I don't work at The Olive Garden or have a vajayjay so I could submit my photo...I really want this framed and placed on my office wall at work.
2008 Colorado Parents of The Year!
This made me laugh...
There are days when Dr. Phil has some really awesome guests on like this dude. He even plugs his website like a good blogger!
Cookie Monster should be in rehab by now.
It's that time of year when high school seniors are handing out their senior pictures to people who in 5 years might add them to facebook, just to see who became less of a loser. The kiddies today are so creative, instead of the old school pose; they now go for progressive ones like this. So Classy it could double as their engagement photo...like that will happen.
Everything that is wrong with the world is made up in this clip from last weeks Today show. You have 30-40 year old woman getting wet..in the rain and screaming for the NKOTB. (That's what they call themselves) then they cut to Al & Al discussing M.L.K as if it's second rate news.
This is one of the funniest internet clips I've ever seen of internet clip "stars"
Keep your eyes on the drummer.
Do you have B.M. Insurance? People who are sad make me laugh, folks.
HillDogg is f@cking Obama?
If you don't believe in natural selection, maybe you will after reading this. Mom's and dad's who think they are a cool, remind me of this cartoon.
That's no picnic!
Lil Jon makes me laugh and this made my laugh harder...YEAAAHHH!
Want to see a dude who's 23 years behind "cool"? Well do you? Ok, here you go. Maybe this guy should check out this list.
This guy will hopefully die soon in prison, Dahmer style.
I've been wanting to spice up my web site and add more video, so I think I'll contact these two Canadian's to do it because they know what it's all "ABOOOUT"
The Japanese have the strangest game shows and this one made me laugh.
Sweet Mother of God! Just when I think Tyra Banks has done the dumbest thing on her show or talked about the dumbest thing, she out does herself. Today she interviewed a dude named Ray J who's only famous for making a sex tape with OJ Simpson's former dead lawyers daughter Kim.
It's spring training time and nothing says baseball like this video...
Either this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time and you will agree…or the worst thing you have ever seen in a long time and you will think my sense of humor is severely warped.
Brandon sent me a link to this site, which does not offend me but more than likely offends everyone else who thinks they are P.C.
Prison in the Philippines is "off the chain"
Normally SNL doesn't make me laugh, but this did.
I really despise FOX, but this Moment of Truth show is like pure evil crack in TV form. If you haven't seen it you should, because shit like this happens. It might be every little boys goal of being on a Wheaties box, but a strong second would be boxes of these.
I can see some guy doing this and so funny because you know it will happen.
If you are not sure what defines "Over Sharing" then these would be two good examples. Example A & Example B
The dude from Twisted Sister wears a mouth guard and apparently, unlike Whitney, doesn't like golden showers from Bobbie Brown.
Watch K-Fed act and get knocked out. This freaks me out. This made me laugh. And these people should die a slow painfull death so they can not reproduce anymore. Then there are kids like this who ask for so little...sad.
Valentines Day is tomorrow, these are all things you could get your lady friend if you are sassy! Or if you don't feel like buying anything, watch this video and learn how to break up with her in 64 easy steps. Who knew abortion callin shows could be so "WOW!?" (wait for the caller to call in) Rebecca Donaldson has a 6-pack? Have Mercy!!!
Chris Berman has been on ESPN since day 1 and recently clips of when they were not "live" have been appearing on the net. Here are two of my favorites. This made me laugh, because it's almost me...errr ahhhh shit.
Tony Romo & Jessican Simpson singing Karaoke is almost as entertaining as me singing kareoke...All I can say about this "Jesus Tits"
Jerry O'Connell must be XENU because he's kicking Tom Cruise's balls. But he deserves it, Tom Cruise is an ass.
Wait for it, wait for it, (you'll enjoy the last 8 seconds)
Little known fact, there are woman who only hang out with woman who are uglier than they are, so that they look the prettiest and most desirable by comparison and there are woman who only hang with woman who are equally hot if not hotter than they are because they want to be part of the most desirable group of woman everywhere they go. Chris Farley knew this and demonstrates it for us.
When I think of drug dealers and guys who murder people I picture this dude everytime...The Japanese are crazy for their Kansas. Remember those stories as a kid where Jack and Jane ran...well this is like that if they were animated and you were on acid.
These girls would have "loved" baby Jesus a few years ago, now they just love him. This picture made me laugh.
If Beck, Dave Mathews, The Jackson 5 and The Killers all put their creative spunk together in a musical stew, brought it to a boil and let it cool, this is what it would look and sound like.
Diablo Cody is such a fun loving girl and the writer of Juno. It's Monday tomorrow, so you should go to this new knock off restaurant. I call this, Justice Texas Style.
Finally an update..I'm working on a site redesign and with J. Divis's help some web 2.0 shit. I hate Bill O'Reilly, but everyone needs to hear this! The name of the gangs has to be a joke, because they sound like names of gangs from The Outsiders.
If only I wasn't faking the funk, I would bust it like these dudes. Christmas is almost here, which means cards and "Christmas Letter's" will be here soon. I can't send either, it would require me to own a sweater, have a pet and actually care. This chick acts like she's never seen what's inside the box before...sinner.
On Tuesday I heard the "Good Doctor" speak in person at Dordt and almost had time for a nice photo op...I should use this guy on the dude that messed it up.
I could watch this for a really long time and not get bored with it. When have over a billion people, there are bound to be some freaks in the crowd. I could have saved these people allot of time and just told them what they would find out.
I liked this because this is almost like something I would do when drunk. You know I love me some Tyra Banks Show. I really should start going to the gym....
Random people are writing little hippie diddies and raps for Ron Paul...and Liv is modeling RP gear. Carl is pissed off at the BCS and so am I. Woman who watch Oprah are insane and this proves it...watch for the ladies doing the arm waving "praise Jesus..thank you Lord" thing towards the end, flipping priceless.
Natural Selection works, most of the time. Maybe Febreze would want to make a commercial out of this video? Don't know what to get that special someone this holiday season? How about one of these!
Wow, Mike Huckabee is trying to cash in on the Chuck Norris fad with the "young people on the internet's" Almost as bad as this ad for Hill Dog featuring a bunch of people not from Iowa. Then you have Tommy T. with his "Judgment Day Ad". Thank the baby Jesus for this guy.
I'm so proud to be from the same state as this, check out her site.
My prediction came true, the slutty chick who got kicked off a Southwest flight for being slutty, did a spread for Playboy. Download the spread HERE. Since Sex sells, Rupert Murdoch is getting into to, with FoxNews Porn.
Conan O'Brien has a priest stalker? Dog The Bounty Hunter's new job. This is someone's daughter....remind me to never have daughters.
The Tyra Banks Show is the best thing that has ever happened to daytime TV, this is why. These two siblings must live in "Southern Germany."
Ron Paul is money and he doesn't even know it! God I love this guy! I'm pretty sure I saw this on TV this weekend and went, DAAAAMMMN. Why I never want to have a daughter...
Do you want to learn how to make an omelet from Ron Jeremy? Then go here. Do you think this guy used a play on the line from "The 6th Sense"? These dogs would school my ass in jump rope.
Liv posted a new video and it has a few funny slams in it. Kelly put up the RP sign in Hinton, rock on!
It's almost Halloween which means Elvira has to put her one week of work in. Which made me wonder, who really is Elvira? Is she like Lassie and just keep replacing her with Elvira look-a-likes? Here's the 411.
Too much time on your hands? Why not make a Star Wars re-enactment with your buddies using only your flippin hands! My Ron Paul signs and tshirts arrived today!!!
Whatever happened to Al Bundy? Maybe he's falling down on escalators? I call this Soul Train...get it? People with too much time on their hands make mashups like this.
Beatboxing to the theme from 3's Company is not "hard" but white girls dancing with their 40+ year old mom in their kitchen to Soulja Boy is "off the chain"...wow...I must have missed this "To Catch A Predator" episode.
Doing it doggy style? You have to enjoy this.
This is kind of funny. This is funny stupid.
This bear doing his Star Wars YouTube kid impression. They didn't make high school teachers like this when I was growing up. Ron doesn't want Bush's endorsement...wonder why?
Old men fighting over a tube of Ben Gay. I know this isn't funny, but I felt the need to share it because I'm pro-adoption. Liv's new video mentions one of my favorite South Park episodes. (Thanks for the recommendation Kelly)
What's wrong with this guys t-shirt? Since this was the obvious joke, I'll say it, "I'd tap that"
White junior high nerds can't do much, including rap. But two woman having a slap off for money is so much better. Apparently locking your girl in the trunk of her car is not legal? If you don't get caught, she might breakup with you anyway.
If you can picture things in your head, you wouldn't want to picture these two doing what she says they did...ever. This mom is truly a crack whore. Hi I'm captain obvious, have we met?
Rudy 9/11 is having a fundraiser and asking for $9.11 per supporter. This guy thinks Steve Jobs hired O.J. as a hitman, among other things. This just in, the Japanese are crazy and learning English from a white robber who wears a bar on his head? Ta...ta...ta..today Junior!!! (The American Version)
This squirrel is nuts and so is this kid.
I wish I grew up in the 50's, where it was ok to throw knives at your 3 year old. This guy loves to play with his balls. From the guy that sang about your astrological sign, comes the new hit, F-WORD! I love it, I LOVE IT!
Sweet Jesus, this made my week. I couldn't write it any better or dream of anything more awesome. I only question why I haven't seen this already? I am the internet...
Iowa State should try this play this Saturday. I was nearly kicked off a Southwest flight too...wait that wasn't me, it was this chick and her "area" This would almost work.
George, George, George of the rope swing, watch out for that....Uncle Jessie didn't teach her this....did he? If you want the experience of taking Acid and want to exercise at the same time, you'll enjoy this.
I think Southwest has a great sense of class, so why doesn't this lady? Prediction, she will soon be in a airplane spread in Playboy. Prediction 2, they are fake. Prediction 3, all of this was all to real and we will hear this in a Lumberyard near you. Just found this, someone shoot me now.
Have tangled head phone wires and want to floss your cat? This should fix it. Hi, I'm an idiot and here is my video.
This chick is crazy! This guy is a different kind of crazy. This bear is crazy too!
Stripper's even want my boy Ron for President. Waiting for this to come back already.
I call this a "blonde moment" Vintage Conan O'Brien is funny ha ha.
Want to have a lady moan your external IP address to you? Then go here. The editing of this clip is great.
I want a public access show. This made me laugh. This made me laugh harder. I had to take a picture of this sign today, because it made no sense.
This is so wrong, yet feels so right. I don't remember reading about Helen Keller falling off stages...Clay forgot the dress for this stage. A guy who got C-Blocked by O.J.
We are now living in an age where you can no longer lie or say you didn't say something without someone going "Liar!!!". This is one example.
Harland Williams is my hero. My parents prevented me from breakin and poppin because they wouldn't spend $20 back in the day. This proves I'm not lying.
The internet is great. You can e-mail a news station and ask them to cover something, then they do.
The reason why I do not want to have girls...Ron's in Iowa this week, who's going to Ames with me?
Families are trying to squeeze in that vacation before school starts again; which means you'll see this guy rollin in his minivan with the fam, at a McDonalds/Caseys near you.
Snakes on A Bible! It's to bad I live in Iowa not in Oklahoma where "Freedom Isn't Free" School starts in a few weeks and this is a great reminder on so many levels on why you should go to school. Apparently you can be insane and a hillbilly to be in Congress.
Don't call it a comeback it's been here for years. Cash Warren has a commitment complex to Jessica Alba. Joe Pesci doesn't have a complex though.
Two white guys take on Kayne West singing ghetto shit about himself. One of these guys is not like the other.
This brought back memories from junior high choir. It's to bad she didn't use the rehab. A site that is good for a laugh or two. In case you were the one person who missed this video. Waiting for the DVD for this movie to come out.
The Crunk way to promote literacy.
The worst thing I've heard or seen in a long time. This guy is a stoner..hehh get it? Dumbass. Then the reporter goes on to say "He's a swallower not a spitter" What do you think she meant by that? I can't wait to see this movie!
Is that fish crying? Nope it's just butter. Over 5.5 million people have viewed this and I'm guessing they are mostly German. This is the last guy you see before they drag you through the Gates Of Hell, where everyone is a mime.
I'm going to get Benson this for Christmas and I can't believe it even exists.
A Big Lebowski re-enactment...sort of? Can you pick her out? This shows how untalented some people are. This made my day and the dude looks like Drew and Frankie Muniz's kid they will never have. These guys will never need a lighter...get it?
Gotta like this woman! Jay Leno is hard over Caddy's and other cars.
I'm so proud to be from Iowa, where rich kids can risk sinking a snowmobile in Lake Okoboji to make it on Youtube.
Pearl makes a return in her last webisode. These guys are excited about the I-Phone. Uncle Jesse is wasted and makes no sense.
The McDonalds marketing team just doesn't get it. Back in the 90's, every guy wanted these two and every girl wanted to be them. Now any girl with $8,000 and a plastic surgeon can look better and be almost as famous, until they turn into this. But at least she got to be on Oprah.
Why I hate amusement parks. This answers why all the ladies stare at mine. I found this hilarious and sad, but a great idea for future postings.
This is funny, but this version is better. Dude lost insane amount of weight without Subway or Aides.
Line Dancing to Iron Butterfly. The races rocked, it was everything I thought it could be and more. Here's some pictures from my cell. Brings new meaning to Freak...Jesus.
Rob Lowe comes to Iowa and kills our state bird...ass. Wild cats that poop in cars are not pussies. Applebee's gave this kid booze in a sippy cup...nice.
This weekend I will experience my first hill billy sanctioned event. Read and see it here! Pot heads!
A interesting quiz to determine your American accent. This brings new meaning to "has him by the balls" Two words, "Eric Humor"
Comic Book Guy Rocks! I bet this guy gets all the girls! Coming Soon To an Iraq near you.
I should move to Detroit so I can get this sweet deal. The reason I don't ride crazy roller coasters. The British love the Armageddon theme song!!! A different kind of Armageddon...
Get a job! These guys have a job being retards. Granny beat down. Sawyer's lines are easy to remember.
You would think Hulk Hogan's daughter could afford new jeans. Why does this creep me out? Kelly's presidential hopeful has a wife old enough to be his daughter. Niiiice. If I was a muppet I would be this guy.
That's Hot! This is my new favorite old song!
This is a big ass pig. I'm glad I didn't grow up in a previous generation.
Little known fact, I founded a condom company in Canada. Here's the website to prove it. Some kid used a 70's adult film and voiced over it for his class at school, enjoy. This guy is one of my hero's.
Someone had entirely too much time on their hands. I call this "Jenga!!" I wish my lawn was Emo so it would cut itself.
This movie is bloody good! The most disturbing thing I've seen today...I'm sure I'll have something tomorrow that is worse. Or I'll just give it to you today! WTF!
"It seemed like a good idea at the time: The White Bigot was dying and the Black Soul Brother need time to prove his innocence." Quite possibly the best lines ever written for a movie voice over and the worst idea for a movie ever, so enjoy. Dumb college girls in bikini's (NSFW) fighting and cussing, does it get any better? If you are trailer trash with millions you can put four letter words in diamonds on your finger.
The Cake concert rocked and so did the Kenny Rogers lesbians that say by us. Speaking of Kenny Rogers lesbians, here's one with her v-blog.
Lohan is sporting the K.R. stare...In case you didn't know how to measure bra size. This guy needs a hug or a life.
This is now the most terrible, flippin awesome movie I have to see before I die...sorry Snakes On A Plane
Danbury is in the news! Good writeup, because it's so true.
If I was on fire I may want this. Get it? Big news in the OC tomorrow, but don't worry, it will be easy.
Whatever, whatever, I do what I want!! Now the real thing...
Ron Paul for President! I hope Gravel stays around to make it interesting...
I smell lawsuit...I hope they can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can. These two get it...
I thought this was really cool..and finally, someone shows how sad Dane Cook really is.
This is why you can't trust pictures of people online...this is a muppet version of drunk Hasselhoff.
This is something that might make you not want to eat a hamburger today.
Ty tied one on. I really could invent something for QVC, because this is beyond stupid.
I am pictures of Sioux City TV personalities partying. M.A.D.D. award winner in the news?
I want this for Christmas and will buy this in July. But like, that's just my opinion man...
A TV show is timeless if you can parody it 15 years after it went off the air. The production values of this parody are ok, but I enjoyed it. Episode 1 - Episode 2
A year in unnecessary censorship.
Britney, Lookin Good Sweetheart...Tyra molests Conan! When will she stop?
Tyra Molests Rosie! I call this an Americanized house cat.
Drew must have bought a video camera.
Some of these pictures are just nerderiffic.
Ron has a new tech report. Laughed at this.
This is the funniest thing I've seen today.
Can you find the billionaires?
Ron J. released his first tech video blog, here it is.
This will be in the news by tomorrow, see it here today! To bad jumping cars in a parking lot isn't part of baseball.
Where are they now? Here! You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it.
I know Kelly will enjoy this. Fox Newwwwzzz! Someone didn't like this lady at all.
Keith Richards snorted his dad?
Snoop Dogg isn't a fan of "Da Factor"
Trust me it's not a tumor! In case you couldn't sleep at night, because you forgot who was.
It's good to see these guys sold out.
It's a good thing sheep go to heaven and goats go to hell.
Ron Jeremy is going to start doing technology reviews. Here's his "first blog" This must be British humor? Or maybe this is? Don't Copy That Floppy!!!
The German's are crazy. These spring break kids are off the chain yo!
I didn't know American Idol was pure comedy!
This is the reason I never wrestled.
TV ad's from the early 90's were lame. This auction on Ebay is as lamer.
I call this picture, "Where's Waldo" I call this living in mom's basement while unemployed.
Drifts that are as tall as my nipples made me stay in my apartment all day. Speaking of nipples, Seacrest out made a funny the other night. This lady is up for mother of the year!
The worst part of having it snow more then 8 inches, with 35 mph winds....stupid local TV reports about the snow.
Winter Blows Again...
What do you do in Baghdad for fun? Go to the zoo to see this. Cameron Diaz likes to rock the ganja with Drew. Nice...
Britney going nuts is awesome!! Nuts, Totally Nuts, Flippin Nuts and Scary Nuts. Headline of the day!
Britney left rehab today. In related news I also took a crap this morning. Speaking of crap
It looks like the USA is going to take on Iran next. But most of the general public is more interested talking about Britney in rehab or seeing the midgets Paris Hilton partied with for her 26th.
Peyton's boy Kenny was on 60 Minutes, looking all non-Kenny like and also saying he's not into dudes. Internet speculation? First I've heard of it...Anna Nicole won't die and she was a clown?
Girl you know it's true, the Milli Vanilli movie is in the works! I can't wait...not to see it on VH1. Why does Britney think she's G.I. Jane?
Winter blows.
A crusty old news man on CNN said it best here. If you are a college basketball fan, you'll enjoy this clip.
Is this week over yet? It is for Anna Nicole.
Da Bears lost..oh well. But my call on Peyton dreaming of throwing "pASS's" to Kenny Chesney lived on. This article gives a little hint at what we all know is happening. Can you say Horseshoe (pause for effect) jerk?
The Mooninites from ATHF made CNN.com today. Friggin Awesome!! In case you haven't heard of them, you can experience them here.
I live in a very "christian" community, one where it's not uncommon to hear christian radio being played at local restaurants and gas stations. I stumbled upon this site of a guy that is a mix between, Jack Black, Scott Stapp and Fred Phelps. So basically, a white chunky guy who plays acoustic guitar, claims to be a christian singer and hates gays. How do I feel about that? This says it all (note I'm being sarcastic!!!!)
It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets today. What do you do in Iowa when it's below 10°? Meth...well you do if you are these people.
Today I received an e-mail from Eric P. Ortner, a senior producer for ABC's GMA who lives in NYC. I was relieved to find out he could get a laugh out of my ramblings. Isn't the internet grand?!
Conan's take on a spanish soap opera.
Da Bear's won...so how long before the "remake" of this is out?
Christmas is over and the New Year is here!!! Santa didn't bring me this for Christmas or my birthday, because I didn't ask for it. But Martin Sargent decided to interview its creator...enjoy.
Hearing Rosie and Donald argue on the net is hilarious. It reminds me of a picture I saw back in college. Donald's Comments & Rosie's Comments
Christmas is almost here and that mean's office party's and college soho's dressing up like Santa if he was a she and stripper. It also mean's new toy's like this.
I normally do not find SNL funny, but since it's the season of giving, I thought I would post this link.
This has to be the dumbest thing I have seen all week if not all year...enjoy. That reminds me, don't smoke crack.
I saw this guy on Conan and thought you would like him as well.
No one despises Dr. Phil more then I do. Today I came upon this clip from his show where he play's like he didn't know what the preview clip for his next guest was going to be about...right. I don't care about the bum fights portion, but the creators appearance when talking to Dr. Phil is pure genius.
Christmas is near and I can't think of anything productive to write here, but Billy Idol is trying to make a comeback by making something I'm already sick of...flippin Christmas music.
I never learned how to steal, or drink, or fight the right way. My father left home when I was three and told my mom he couldn't take it, it meaning me. Then one day my mom drops me off at summer camp and said "See you later, forever" and she just drives off.
ISU hired there new coach and introduced him tonight. Kelly bet's on a 7-5 season and I'm betting 6-6. I'm ready for my steak Kelly.
Thanksgiving is here and thought I would give you something to remind you what tomorrow is all about.
ISU beat Minnesota tonight, bring on UNI and Iowa. Kramer is really, truly, whacked out.
ISU went out in style giving McCarney a win on his way out. O.J. is not going to get his TV time from Fox and Kramer is knucking futs!
Coach McCarney is gone, The Republican's lost their ass's and O.J. is going to tell us how he would have killed Nicole and Ron if he did it. To quote Borat, "Whoawhoawewa!"
Well not online did I have one more person, but I had 3 more messages in my voicemail from the good 'ol GOP. One came from Rudy Giuliani, another from some crazy faith based vote make your church win lady. Then Steve King said, "If you want the terrorist's to win then don't vote Republican" Wow...I sure hope they keep calling me so I can sleep knowing the delete key on my answering machine works.
If I have one more person call me to tell me to vote I'm going to go insane. So as Diddy says, "Vote or Die" or don't vote, who cares.
Iowa State's Football post-season chances are over...surprise. Now I'll just have to wait for basketball to start.
Weird Al is back and in the Top Ten. Then I watch NightLine and hear "Geek is Chic" is in. Insane.
If you think you are smarter then half the people out there, then what do half the people out there think they are smarter then? Answer: An Orange
I was watching KTIV tonight with Mary and they showed a news clip of this. So if you are interested you can find out more about this here. Jesus Christ...
I signed up for a YouTube account tonight so I could start uploading content. To easy...
Buddy Jesus couldn't help ISU....Are we ready for some Cyclone basketball yet?
ISU couldn't pull the upset over Nebraska, so maybe Buddy Jesus who's a known Cyclone fan, will help them out over Oklahoma.
I found this on YouTube and then it made me wonder what became of it. Here's the answer.
I'm so proud to say I live in Orange City. Tonight I was on digg and right in front of me was a article about Orange City's movie theater. They apparently can't put Jackass 2 on the billboard in OC. So they used JackButt 2. Which I think George Michael did the soundtrack for.
ISU held on to beat UNI...next week Nebraska will be in Ames and I need tickets..so help a brotha out or I'll watch it on ABC
I waited to updated to I-Tunes 7.01 tonight, since it's now .01 and was supposed to fix issues. It didn't fix all of them, so if you are having audio problems update your DirectX and your audio drivers. Mainly DirectX, since Microsoft is sweet now, you have to be genuine to obtain it, unless you know me. So click here for the goods.
It's been a busy two weeks with work, but I did get to hang with Jason while in Kansas. ISU couldn't beat Iowa this year, next year I'm making it a mission to be in Ames for the game.
Not much to write but have a insane moment of zen for you.
Because I know you all wondered and also wondered what these freaks looked like..
The game was awesome and ISU won...in the 3rd OT!
ISU kicks off their season tonight in Ames and I'll be there with Kelly and Morgan. Will be a good time.
He did it again..P Diddy released another video clip. See P Diddy Pee
It's 1:30 and I should be in bed, but I had to share something I found hilarious. P Diddy being all proud about having to use zit cream...before Lohan and Simpson pimped zit cream.
I was reading CNN this morning and came upon this article about Mindy McCready. A country song should be written about her life...she was hot, still hot and engaged to Superman...then not so much.
A co-worker of mine was given a book by the head of our department over 2 years ago and she had yet to read the under 100 page book. So I decided to read it and see what it was all about. The book is titled "Who Moved My Cheese" It tell's a story of two mice and two little people who are looking for their "Cheese" The cheese disappears and they are forced to either continue to live life cheese less or change their life and find new cheese somewhere else. This "Cheese" doesn't have to be from Wisconsin, it can be anything you make of it, basically it's a Tony Robbinsism representation of something you need in your lame ass life to make you feel good and not want to taste shotgun. While reading, memory's of Catholic grade school with nun's who made you think that their weren't dumb kids, just lazy kids who didn't want to learn. Which brings me to the point of why this book is so successful with corporate America; reorganization and merger's of nearly every major company in the last 10 years. They actually have seminars around this book and "it's teaching's" for company's that are having issues with employee's after such events. I can save you and your company money, by giving you the point in one sentence "Shit happens, deal with it."
I just spent half my weekend playing nerd for AI, a role that I normally just play Monday through Friday...or maybe all the time. Anyway, here's something nerdy for you geeks. Perform a tracert on piratebay.org and wait for the end result, I think you'll find it funny ha ha.
Snakes On A Plane open's tomorrow and I think I might really go and see it just to see how awfully really might be. Here's a good interview with Samuel L Jackson about the movie.
Sacha Baron Cohen is about to release a movie based entirely on his character Borat and his travel's in America. If you are unfamiliar with his comedy or this character, check these clips out. Clip1 Clip2 Clip3
What do you get when you mix the internet, Samuel L Jackson and Snakes On A Plane? This!
It's still hot and dry...and this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life on the internet...mainly because the dudes in beards scare me in that creepy guy who drives a full size 80's van who parks next the the public pool on 90 degree days with his windows up.
The lost episodes of the Chappelle Show aired and here they are: Episode 1 - Episode 2 - Episode 3
It's hot and dry...oh yeah, I found this video of a guy who does impressions because he doesn't do woman.
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