Eric Ortner is a real person.

Eric secretly dreams of writing for SNL because they, like '80's rock group Lover Boy, forever suck.

Eric believes anything is possible.

If you can't do it right, fool people into thinking right isn't right, unless they are right, then you are wrong, which isn't right, right.

Believe's Jesus and God don't want to be thanked for touchdowns and people who talk in the 3rd person have no clue who they are.

Eric isn't really a egoistical bastard....really.

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