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If Snoop Dog had a stain glass window in a church, it would look like this. I was in line at Wal-Mart and saw this cover, and went "That's hilarious!" Some guy was just looking for his pussy and got the wrong kind instead. ---------------------------------------------- School is getting out and lots of kiddies will be going to day care. Make sure they watch this before they go. You should also make sure they stear clear of R. Kelly. ---------------------------------------------- Mr. Rogers had a dirty mouth...I know I need to lose weight, but I'm not going to be sweating to this kids workout video but by the looks of it Matt Damon might be...Somewhere Chris Hanson is ready to pounce on this. ---------------------------------------------- It's funny because it's so true. The realization that he starred in "Semi-Pro" was too unBEARable...so he killed the man who made him do it. ---------------------------------------------- Flava Flav is moonlighting as whatever he's doing here...? ---------------------------------------------- |
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